Survival Guide

This year you’re up against a whole new level of fear. Here are a few tips to help you make it out alive.

• Freddy and the legends of terror hate waiting on their victims, so get there early. You know what they say; the early bird gets the blade.
• No masks or costumes allowed, your terrified face is all you need.
• People will be dying to get in, so purchase your tickets ahead of time.
• If you’re into cutting things, make sure to purchase your Front of Line Pass.
• No food, drink, bottles, recording/flash photography, flashlights or laser pens are permitted in the Haunted Houses. Screaming and crying is just fine, however.
• If you mistreat the “scareactors” you will be sent home. (Of course it may be in a body bag). You mess with the bull you get the horns.
• Avoid line jumping, the use of foul language, inappropriate behavior and bloodthirsty psychopaths with weapons.